I decided to use my inclination to make smart ass comments while my wife watched Seventh Heaven for good use this week. The Wholesome Family are just so wholesome and happy and they communicate their feelings! Good lord, what a bunch of freaks.

The little twins are the absolute worst. The way they finish each other’s sentences and just kind of monitor everything going on around the house just creeps me the hell out. They’re also a bit too obsessed with Jesus and their love for their mother for my liking.

And the teenage kid, the one with the stupidly large eyebrows, he drives me nuts too. Just how clean cut can people be? Do people like this really exist? I hope not.