We have cable TV at home, and I’ve had the week off from the day job, and Law and Order is on no less than four cable television stations…so this week we have the greatest Law And Order spin-off to have never existed: Law And Order: Petty Crime Squad.

I mean why does the show have to be on four stations? The retro TV station, the crime station, the drama station and even the women’s station. If you time it right you can watch Law And Order 24 hours a day. And damn it, if I wasn’t returning to the day job tomorrow I probably would do that right now.