Why do they even bother reviewing games like Mario anyway? It’s not like they’re not going to be any good, I think Nintendo have earned everyone’s benefit of the doubt by now.

And besides, who reads game reviews anyway? Not most of Mario’s audience that’s for sure.

You think any Pokémon fan is going to wait to read a review of the new Pokémon: Orange and Teal game before plonking down their cash?