I never want to go parachuting, ever, for any reason. It’s not the height – I’m actually pretty good with heights, not breaking a sweat in those super ultra tall skyscrapers, and I’ve done enough plane trips that the thought of jumping out of them just to get some extra leg room sounds quite appealing at times.

It’s the bit where the parachute opens and you’re yanked up in the air that terrifies the crap out of me. That looks decidedly unfun and painful. I’ll pass thanks!

Besides, did you know that most parachute trips are like, thirty seconds tops? They make it look so much longer in the movies. Maybe there’s a nasal spray that can help them last longer?