Back in my Hotgames days I had to write a 3000 word feature every day about…anything. It didn’t matter as long as filled up the requisite number of pages and thus served a required number of ad impressions.

After a few weeks of this my features were just ill-thought out sermons from my little Mount Sinai, and looking back now it’s obvious I had no idea what the hell I was talking about.

I mean, “Top Sitcoms That Should Be N64 Games”? What the hell was I smoking?