And at the end Brendan looks at it with cold, distant eyes and says “oh yes, this game was amazing, game of the year” and then he dies a little more inside.
Archive for ‘December, 2011’
I was meaning to do an Occupy comic for a while but then I realised I’m a guy who lives in the suburbs and has a cushy office job where I make money off other people’s work all day so I’m about as qualified to talk about this issue as Celine Dion is qualified to talk about string theory.
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Some people are never happy. I live in a country where the skies are blue, water is available from taps, and nobody is running around with guns trying to kill you (well, most of the time) and people complain about how expensive giant televisions are. Meh I say, meh.
It’s always important to have parents that will support you no matter what you try to do.
Who needs Dragon’s Lair when you got Another World! I never played much of this, but man I was jealous of my Amiga-owning friends when I first saw the intro.
And cut to a year later when Brendan is eagerly awaiting the sequel to the indie gaming darling hit of the year everyone else played so he didn’t have to.
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PRO TIP: DON’T DRINK BRANDY WHILE YOU’RE WRITING YOUR COMIC BECAUSE IT’S NOT AN UPPER THAT’S FOR SURE.
It’s a visual gag, y’see.
I would have made an awesome Santa, but I know I couldn’t resist the temptation to pass judgement on what kids asked for.
That, and I’d keep making jokes about my big red sack.
So that’s where all the toasters came from! Why would anyone want all those toasters as a prize, anyway? Not to mention the truck load of VCRs. So much for this being a death sport of the death future.