Suburban Life Stories: Hedgehog Slice
on August 6, 2012Now I can’t go back to this bakery because they keep making a big deal about me buying a hedgehog slice all the time and why can’t I try something else like a Vanilla Slice or a pie or a loaf of bread. Is there, like, an Amazon for Hedgehog slices I can use to shop anonymously?
This particular overweight guy drives a long way to get unhealthy food from people who have not yet become familiar with his poor diet choices.
I can just imagine this whole underground black market of junk food sellers lurking on street corners. The prices are horrible but there’s no questions asked and all the serial numbers have been shaved off the apple pies.