I started work a week before the majority of the rest of the team ends their holidays today, and boy oh boy was it tempting to go through the office MP3 playlist and wreak havok.

But I am a good person and wouldn’t do that, would I?

Of course not.

I would also not kick a radio, that seems a bit harsh, unless we’re talking about my dad’s radio that he carries around with him all the time. He has it tuned into static. I don’t think it’s actually picked up a radio station since the Reagan administration. His hearing is so bad that he thinks he’s listening to The Goon Show or something, I don’t know. My God what I wouldn’t give for a chance to kick that stupid lump of plastic into the creek.