So, fun fact time. I snuck this onto the last page of the script to my first Spyro game, The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning:

EPILOGUE

LOCATION: Outside the Dragon Temple, at night. Both SPARX and CYNDER are sleeping soundly. SPYRO looks on, restless. He walks off towards the temple.

At the well near the temple is IGNITUS, looking concerned. He notices SPYRO approaching.

IGNITUS
Ah, young Spyro. Can’t sleep?

SPYRO
No, Ignitus. I still have so many questions about what I am, what my purpose is…

IGNITUS
I see. Well Spyro, you see…

(Dramatic music swells)

IGNITUS
You…ARE A ROBOT!

SPYRO
Nooooooooooooooooooo

TITLE CARD: TO BE CONTINUED….???

Suffice to say this did not make it into the final version of the game. This is the reason I should not be left alone with anyone’s scripts.  I kept trying to sneak that ending onto every game I worked on since, but so far no luck. Maybe one day!