Archive for ‘March, 2013’
Also: Shoe Shiners, Payphone repairmen, Street name namers, Igloo plumbers, crop circle architects, people who genuinely enjoy Mortal Kombat over Street Fighter, the kids from the “one of these kids is not like the other” bit on Sesame Street, and the entire customer database of Sony.
This comic brought to you by napping, sleeping, dozing, resting and all-round goofing off.
It’s always been my dream as a cartoonist to draw two boats getting it on, thanks everyone goodnight see you at the reunion tour
Last year the Internet outlawed Presidog but damn it all to hell HE IS BACK. Yes even though it is illegal to make these comics about an animal that is president I have found a loophole that will allow me to continue this strange dog’s adventures on a whole new level. Huzzah!
Apparently I always sound sarcastic, and it’s why I have never seen any of the Spy Kids movies.
The first movie came out in theatres, and I said to the wife, “I can’t wait to see Spy Kids!”.
Two months later I realise, hey, wait, I never saw Spy Kids, what’s up with that?
“Oh”, the wife said, “I thought you were being sarcastic.”
HOW CAN YOU BE SARCASTIC ABOUT SPY KIDS? THEY’RE SPIES, BUT WHOA THEY’RE ALSO KIDS HERE YOU GO HOLLYWOOD HAVE MY MONEYS
Do you think people that talk like this should be shot into the sun? I think I do? It’s like talking to a six year old?
Man nothing makes me freeze up more than ‘candidly’ pointing a camera at me. It’s not like I have stage fright or anything, I’ve been on TV and stuff before not a problem, but someone randomly turning a camera on just freaks me out. It’s like we’re all just hanging out normally when someone goes OH HEY MONKEY MAN DANCE FOR ME, DO SOMETHING FUNNY NOW GO GO GO
I reckon they should make a reality show about me. It’ll be awesome because you get to see all my crazy adventures! Highlights include:
- Getting stuck in traffic!
- Organising schedules!
- Quickly drawing a comic during lunch break!
- Eating a peanut butter sandwhich, the quickest thing I can eat to give me more time to draw comics during lunch break!
- Trying to not obviously check if my fly is down twelve times a day!
- Getting stuck in traffic on the way home!
- Collapsing on the couch!
- Eating take out!
- Regretting eating take out!
- Quickly scanning, inking and colouring a comic before midnight!
- Starring awkwardly at my iPhone all the time as I check Twitter!
- AND SO MUCH MORE!
Oh man there’s nothing that demonstrates raw computing power better than how many cards you can get bouncing around the screen when you win, that really pushed your VGA card to the LIMIT.