Apparently I always sound sarcastic, and it’s why I have never seen any of the Spy Kids movies.

The first movie came out in theatres, and I said to the wife, “I can’t wait to see Spy Kids!”.

Two months later I realise, hey, wait, I never saw Spy Kids, what’s up with that?

“Oh”, the wife said, “I thought you were being sarcastic.”

HOW CAN YOU BE SARCASTIC ABOUT SPY KIDS? THEY’RE SPIES, BUT WHOA THEY’RE ALSO KIDS HERE YOU GO HOLLYWOOD HAVE MY MONEYS