Hopefully Sally will make an exception for me because I really can’t be arsed packing all my stuff! You know how hard it is to stuff a Commodore 64 into a duffle bag?
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This is actually true! It works with every song and this has been haunting me for decades. Damn you Flintstone Kids!
Yabba Dab, yabba dab, yabba dabba doo
We are the Flintstone Kids!
Singing and Dancing and Making some noise
We are the Flintstone Kids!
Why did they call themselves the Flintstone Kids, anyway? Pebbles was only one member of the whole group. Why not the Rubble Kids? And besides they were teenagers, this whole cartoon is rubbish.
Sometimes it’s important to really make the sacrifices you need in order to achieve your childhood dreams, I mean I wanted to be a comic-making person when I was a kid and now I’m a Production Manager for a web design agency, yes kids you too can make your dreams come true.
If laughter is the best medicine then when do the pharamcutical companies start cutting me a cheque?
Alternative answer: one million one dollar cheeseburgers, because that would be pretty crazy.
Damn it! Now I want a cheeseburger! And I already HAD a cheeseburger for lunch! This stupid comic will be the death of me!
Unlike the US, in Australia it’s standard to have four weeks paid vacation every year so we tend to take a lot of time off. Maybe that’s got something to do with how unproductive we are as a country, but that’s beyond my pay grade to figure out.
I’m always nervous about taking time off from work. What will happen if the place falls apart without me? And even worse, what will happen if nobody notices I’m gone?!
Other ways to get on Action Sally’s bad side in the workplace:
- Replace the Spearmint mints with Peppermint, like seriously Peppermint is for suckers what the hell is wrong with you.
- Talk about what was on TV last night.
- Talk about what football match you watched last night.
I wrote this one while having lunch by the river, watching the people just walk by minding their own business, unaware I was judging them all and finding them wanting because they weren’t me.
What do you mean I have a problem.
Rolf Harris Rolf Harris Rolf Harris.
I had the Rolf Harris Commodore 64 art program, it was pretty terrible and there was no way you could make anything that looked like art with it. Even when I was a kid I knew I was being ripped off and it was FREE.
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This conversation happened to me at work, which made me immediately wonder what the hell they teach people in school.
Of course, barely having gone to school myself, I’m not one to answer that.