Here are a list of things I would do if someone gave me five million dollars:
- Buy a house out in the sticks and build a moat around it. There would be a drawbridge that goes over the moat on rare occasions when I want to venture back out in the world but for the most part you’re going to have to deal with the crocodiles I put in the moat. There will also be a secret entrance to a Super Mario 64 level under the moat.
- Nice internet connection to download cat videos.
- 24 inch Cintiq would be nice.
- Peanut butter sandwiches, chocolate milk and Kinder Surprises.
- Computer in every room and by computer I mean a Commodore 64.
- I don’t really have much of a plan for what I’d do with the rest of the money.