Archive for ‘July, 2013’
I like drawing. It’s fun and it keeps me off the streets. Now here’s your chance to help keep society safe while getting your VERY OWN comic or illustration created by me!
It’s easy! All you have to do is buy me something – anything – off my Amazon Wishlist. For that awesome piece of generosity I will draw a comic with you in it, or a comic about any subject of your choosing, or even a custom forum avatar – you name it! I’ll send you the high resolution version of the art and shout your name from my virtual rooftops.
Want a comic about your favourite old video game, or of you being interviewed by the Hive FM crew, or you gleefully munching on Henry The Sexually Perverted Chocolate Bar? Now’s your chance – but it’s for this month only! After July I’ll retreat into my man cave and revel in its sweet hermit-like warmth.
Why am I doing this? Because I’m crazy, and also because I am trying to save up for a Microsoft Surface Pro and really must refrain from buying myself anything for the foreseeable future. I shouldn’t be left alone on Amazon! I’m a danger to myself and everyone around me! See what I mean about being kept off the streets?
That Amazon Wish List link again – http://amzn.com/w/3CLYFJ4QC5905 – tell your friends, your family, the people ahead of you in line at the shops. Let’s get me chained to the drawing board, surrounded by cool stuff!
And women say they want guys who don’t beat around the bush and get straight to the point, don’t they? Henry should be getting a medal for his services to humanity…uh, choclatality. Whatever he is.
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Funnily enough I wrote this after organising pizza lunch for the office, which is a peaceful, relaxing experience I would gladly recommend to anyone.
The best pizza is pepperoni, and it’s cute that you might have an another opinion but it must suck to live your life being so wrong.
And let’s not get started about the 5 of clubs, that card is into all sorts of kinky stuff.
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The best bit of Titanic was the bit where the guy fell off the boat and hit the propeller and spun like a ragdoll now THAT’S comedy.
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These are the guys that are in a turf war with the Katy Perry mafia at the moment, but both can agree that whoever whacked the Nelly Furtado Mafia a couple of years ago are top blokes so all is well.
I’ve probably mentioned it on Twitter a couple of times but just to reiterate – I’m very excited about going to the first Penny Arcade Expo in Australia, which is only a few weeks away!
What makes it especially exciting is that I’m going just for the hell of it. Unlike things like E3 or Supanova I won’t be attending as someone behind a table or in a booth, I’m going just as part of the crowd and can actually soak up the atmosphere and just concentrate on having fun. As an exhibitor for these kinds of events it’s very hard to actually see or do anything at the show, and you’re usually too tired to do anything after hours, so the opportunity to just go and enjoy the ride is incredibly enticing!
There’s a lot of neat stuff to see and do at the show, and I’m looking forward especially to the retrogaming and indiegaming areas. Yes, I’m going to fly to Melbourne just to play some more Commodore 64, you got a problem with that? Word has it there’ll be the Xbox One and PlayStation 4 on display, but I have a feeling the lines are going to be massive for those two and there’s not much I want to play on the new machines at the moment. Oh Killer Instinct, that’ll be worth a look.
Are you going? Let me know! I want to meet people. I want to talk about video games and comics and show visiting Americans our game store retail catalogues to demonstrate how screwed we have always been here in Australia. I want to play games that I haven’t heard of before and find something new and cool. I want to street pass and also figure out how street passing works. I want sing and dance and wait maybe not these ones got carried away there.
SO! Tell me if you’re coming to the show too! I am gonna shake SO MANY HANDS AND THEN SUBTLY WASH MY HANDS WITH THAT HAND SANITIZER STUFF WHILE YOU’RE NOT LOOKING.
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