I think carving Presidog into the surface of the moon would be a great use of taxpayer money, and I’m not just saying that because I don’t live in America and it’s therefore not my money so it’s no skin off my nose who pays for it. Can’t you just see his cute face up there every night, benevolently looking down on you and reading your tweets?

I can, but maybe that’s just the medication talking. Hmm, these pills are delicious!