I seem to be on a bit of a local neighborhood security fix of late.

Now stay off my lawn dagnabbit!

Guest appearance by one of the cats! The internet loves cats.

I drew this one on father’s day.

For the record, my best score is 15 points out of 17 shots.

It sounds kind of like a security alarm but that doesn’t make any sense because it’s been going for like two years what the hell people that’s not instilling me with any confidence about the quality of our neighborhood watch program.

I have no idea if this is funny, but it’s true, so maybe it’s funny because it’s true?

This conversation never happened, but it probably would have if I ever raised the subject.

The bit about destroying the plants was true, which is why I have to do the mowing MYSELF now like some kind of COMMONER.

It’s not really about ‘how’, it’s more about ‘why’…at least to me.

Anyway, this conversation didn’t really happen to me, but I’m told it did happen to someone else, so that’s gotta count for something!

Inspired by a true conversation! Do I get a documentary grant now

I forget, are the Silversun Pickups cool or not? I haven’t listened to a new band since 1997.

Do they still have bands?