Gandhi’s Pet Force: Forceful Tactics
on June 6, 2011I think Gandhi was a pretty top bloke, but he could have got heaps more done if he had a horse, dog, cat and goldfish on his side.
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I think Gandhi was a pretty top bloke, but he could have got heaps more done if he had a horse, dog, cat and goldfish on his side.
Not every day is a day of crazy adventures for Gandhi’s favourite cat! Sometimes they like to play with boxes that are strewn around the Sabarmati Ashram.
You know Gandhi’s horse is up for anything but as long as he gets a decent feed at the end. You know Gandhi just asked for simple food at every stop? Dude, if I walk for more than ten minutes I buy a burrito to celebrate.
It turns out Fishie Fish’s real super power is to find character weaknesses in his friends and mark snarky comments about them until his friends decide they’ve had enough of his crap and stop returning his calls. Better luck next time Gandhi!
Fun fact: Gandhi’s dog ended up killing 40 people the next day just for the thrill of killing. What a lovable little ghostwriting scamp!