Posts Tagged ‘suburban’
My neighbour is a nice guy I guess but what on Earth are we meant to talk about? Wow, we share so much soil type in common.
The neighbour’s dog (different neighbour than we saw in Mail Bonding) always barks at me if I dare as to so much look outside into my yard. I mean what the hell, dog? Was this your house once, too? Well too bad, I can afford a mortgage and you can’t.
I love the damn thing but every time I get in it I get the guilts about everything I could be doing instead.
Inspired by a true conversation! Do I get a documentary grant now
It’s not really about ‘how’, it’s more about ‘why’…at least to me.
Anyway, this conversation didn’t really happen to me, but I’m told it did happen to someone else, so that’s gotta count for something!
The bit about destroying the plants was true, which is why I have to do the mowing MYSELF now like some kind of COMMONER.
This conversation never happened, but it probably would have if I ever raised the subject.
I have no idea if this is funny, but it’s true, so maybe it’s funny because it’s true?