Posts Tagged ‘suburban’
STOP THINKING YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ME iPHONE AAAAGH
…oh who am I kidding I could never hate you let’s never fight again.
Whatever happened to Leann Rimes, anyway? She’s the one who taught us all that you can’t fight the moonlight.
The cats know that whenever the clothes washer beeps it’s gonna be GO OUTSIDE TIME so they helpfully pee on the dirty clothes to make them get washed faster.
Oh God my shirt stinks help.
I have an Xbox, an iPad, and a room full of comics, I don’t really feel the need to go out much. But there’s a lot of pressure to go and DO things. Doing stuff, what’s all that about?
Not many people know this but every episode of Law & Order contains a hidden sonic trigger that envelopes the wife in a thick blanket of sleepiness. It is impenetrable. I don’t know how they do it. The only way to wake her up is to switch the TV off to play the Xbox for five minutes. DUN DUN!
Damn you Google Maps Street View! You totally busted me leaving the bins out on a Saturday morning when I should have brought them in on a Friday night. YOU’LL REGRET MAKING A FOOL OF ME!
STOP THE PRESSES: I’ve just looked at my map again and Google Maps has taken new pictures of my street! I have been saved! There is no longer any evidence of my heinous crime, except…for this comic. And everyone who has read it. NOOOOOOOO