I try to keep my mind occupied while doing the chores by thinking about video games. Some chores make it easier than others. I swear my backyard has the smoothness of the moon with all the craters and astronaut footprints all over it.
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If you own a cat you know what I’m talking about. They’re cute and adorable but man if you so much as miss their meal time by seconds they will HATE YOU UNTIL YOU DIE.
There was a thing (several actually) I was going to go to yesterday but I did actually forget, but once I remembered I strangely didn’t mind so much. Heck even tonight there’s a Clouds concert on and instead of looking at it as an awesome thing I’m just seeing it as a litany of drives to and from work to home to the venue and all that petrol and tolls and parking and time and being bored while being surrounded by people I have nothing in common with subjecting the wife to music she doesn’t know.
So what’s the cure for just not being arsed to do anything?
OK truth be told my father never took me fishing, but if he did it would have worked out just like this.
OK when the reasons I shouldn’t be doing the mowing get like this it’s time to admit I have a problem.
And the problem is that I need to be playing more video games.
The story about the neighbor is a long and sordid one, well, sort of. She came over and complained once and then we went a bit nuts compensating for it fearful that her wrath may return.
And there was a lot of digging.
Anyway, the first panel was drawn on an iPad, which is a nice way to draw comics if you just can’t be arsed to get up and use a real computer.
Hypothetical question, do hospitals have wifi and cintiq tablets?
I still smell of smoke, charcoal and cheese fries…wait what’s new about that?
I’m not built for physical tasks, I can barely move a pen properly!
Speaking of which I did this one by hand, just like the old days. It was fun to revisit but man did I miss being able to hit Ctrl-Z every three seconds.
Today’s comic is modeled on the awesome comics by Mister J, who really should be super famous by now. I’d link to his website, but he doesn’t have one, which may go a long way towards explaining why he’s not super famous.
I do this a lot, I guess that’s why the neighbours are always surprised to see me still alive.